K$ was out guarding the nation these last 3 weeks. Don't even bother asking him the details because they are "Classified you nosy wenches, I am not going to tell you, not even if you are standing over my deathbed, not ever, and if you do not cease and dissist trying to tickle it out of me I will have to unleash Read'em & Weep."
So we set in to watch the hilarious new special by Tig Notaro.
Only to find out it was a documentary of how she bravely shared the small bit of humor throughout multiple tragedies in her life where God kept saying to the angels, "You know, I think she could handle a bit more," and the angels cried, "Noooo!"
Well you broke our hearts, Tig. Now go wipe that ice cream mustache off your face and do something super funny for our red-rimmed eyes!
(getting our hearts broken surprise and crying uncontrollably is totally a running theme in the lives of janandbab)
We rented bikes and rode all around San Fran. The sun never came out
and TJ almost crashed into a wheelchairin' hobo.
I did enjoy the fancy walgreens with high-security
and singing my favorite 90s show theme song at any quiet moment.
We ate good pad thai and banh mi sandwiches,
but it was weird looking out the window at
the hobo who chose to park his stroller to lay down and stare at us,
while saintly samaritans combed the streets with biohazard buckets.
"So, what I got from that movie is that every dude she met on the trail wanted to rape her. Pfff."
- Ladies, who can fully imagine if we walked the Pacific Coast trail alone we would carry mace in one hand, knife in the other and toootally think every dude - and possibly bear - would be out to get us. THAT part of the movie was the most believable. Also believable, the part where she doesn't think to make a fire for days upon days when her propane tank proves obsolete.
We're both quite happy that JAN doesn't have to smoke the peyote to gather inspiration for my haircuts. For one, she'd be in her little smoke tent forever and second she would be all bouncy dancing, way too close, up in my face.