Poor little nanner jumped off the diving board yesterday and about drowned himself. The lifeguard dove in and fished him out just fine. This was right after all the kids waiting in line behind him had shouted, "Do something cool!"
Can you believe we just drove on by?
There are very few people I would let torture me
like this, so my hubsband should feel honored
I only asked, "Are you SURE you dont want to go?
Mickey lets us stay until midnight!
I'll buy you a churro!" about 5x.
Give or take.
It felt so un-American.