When baby sea turtles finally make it to the ocean (no small feat) they begin what is called a "swimming frenzy" lasting for several days, kicking their little fins and tail as fast as they possibly can, with the goal being to get far away from shore where risks of being eaten are oh-so high. After the frenzy, what happens in a turtles life is relatively unknown. Scientists call it their "lost years." But, I like to think they're just swimming along with their best friends, seeing the ocean views, eating snacks, and once a year they swim as fast as they can and yell "FRENZY!" just to remember that one time when they defied the odds and got their first taste of salty water.
Me and Robyn every M-W-F! Everyone needs a Richard Simmons in life if you have to get your flabby butt out of bed before sunrise and jog the streets in a reflective construction vest. I've found my Richard in Robyn.
I'm gonna go ahead and say it - that's a pretty shitty piece of craftmanship there, Ahmed. So bulky & I can't even see what part might possibly reveal the hour. Let's be honest, it's as much a toaster as it is a clock.
Call me cray-z, but that looks an awwwwful lot like this googled image result for "briefcase bomb." Highly suspect! (except for the fact that you are a 9th grader & therefore most definitely just a little idiot)
At least I can clearly tell the time with the bomb.
Amy Phoeler wrote in her book that people always want to ask you about your most embarrassing moment & that ladies of the world don't have to answer that stupid question anymore. Oh man, I bet I'd be too chicken not to just answer it in an interview. Ugggh, which incident would I even choose? There are so many, going back so many years... I feel sweaty.
I'm a little ashamed at how hard this show makes me laugh. TJ asked when I started liking vulgar humor and I generally frown upon it, but this blessed show tickles my toes. Probably because they are skanky but bad at it. Like, what BAB & JAN could have been if we smoked weed and didn't prefer to stay home to watch reruns of Little House on the Prairie. Funny girls are the best girls.