one time we were sitting on our front porch minding our own beeswax, and out of the storm drain climbs this beast of burden raccoon. he had to weigh 80, maybe 107 pounds. he started to walk off, but he looked back at us and that bastard snorted. just like that. infront of the entire neighborhood. since then, b & i have sworn to avenge our honor. tonight we waited outside the drain for about 45 minutes, but that raccoon never showed its sorry face. we are beginning to wonder if it is some sort of genetically altered coon that escaped from a labratory. just in case, we've watched secret of nimh 13 times. have yet to find the secret. and that cocky son-of-a-bitch racoon.
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