"Well at least they'll be going to the Atlantic ocean, so they won't have to swim in oil."
"Bad news, mom. The whales have been sucking up all the oil and spraying it around the ocean, so it's only a matter of time. Rapidly spreading. We're going to have to take out all the whales."
"Don't talk about it. It makes me too sad."
"... What? Did you hear what I was even saying? I was blaming the whales! The whales, mom."