"Pooping in the wilderness is hard because during those few moments, you are so vulnerable and I'm not willing to let my guard down like that."

I survived 2 nights camping in the woods. There's nothing like camping to make you appreciate living in a trailer, because although you can poop anywhere you want in the woods, you don't have to squat to pee in a trailer (which is difficult even when you aren't wearing a walking cast). I'm glad I didn't get shot; hunting season has opened. There were a lot of moving shrubs with orange hats. I'm also glad I wasn't to be talked out of wearing my favorite pj's. I still don't see what was so dangerous about wearing them, unless being oh-so snuggly and warm is a crime.