11.10.2010

105°F with a humidity of 40%

It is believed by many (mostly just me and BAB) that one day I will be in search of a nap. In my quest for a perfect relaxation place, I will enter a Bikram yoga studio, where I will lie down on a mat and sleep contentedly. As I soak in the quiet meditation of others around me, I will peacefully munch on a bag of puffy cheetos. They will try to drag me out of the room, but I won't be moved. And I'll be too sweaty for them to get a good grip. And then suddenly with my cheesy fingers, I'll float above everyone else, having reached nirvana.

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