keep it on a rope

While showering last night, I dropped the soap. It hit the top bone of my right foot and I swore and now there is a small bruise to show me exactly where the slight ache is coming from. I finally understand why people are always telling prison-bound lads "Don't drop the soap!" because it hurts. And, like,  being in prison isn't bad enough without having bruises on your feet. Plus, there's all that raping to worry about.