I, too, could pose with Asian tourists...again.

The other day I saw a bad sign twirler; he was just shaking the sign and I couldn't read the words!

Which led me to think of my own sign twirler technique.  I would probably wear neon clothes, hat and sunglasses.  I would twirl the sign really fast once then hold it out so people could read it.  Chances are good that I would practice for my friends and family to see which dance moves are the most impressive.

Sign twirling is Hard.