10.24.2011

Animal Cruelty

The best part about the circus was the down-trodden hippies protesting outside. They had a few posters (which didn't seem like much effort went into the production. and the "shocking" pictures didn't look like the elephant was having that bad of a time) and tried to pass out DVDs to the kids. "Here, kids, you wanna have a bad time? Watch this video." PFFFFFF. Everybody just ignored them as we all were giddy. Everyone had the hugest grins on our faces because Hey, dummies! Did you know that there's a circus going on in here?! You should buy some tickets right over there and join the fun! THERE'S COTTON CANDY TO BE GOBBLED (in the most befitting location on earth)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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