5.11.2012

Classic substitute Lesson today

: Show great white shark National Geographic VHS

And, it's pretty awesome because it has the kids disgusted and frightened. And I've learned a few highly valuable lessons about the great white's habits.

1) It likes to feed near the water's surface, so if you play dead on the bottom of the ocean, it might not try to eat you.

2) If it does latch on to you with a strong bite, it may just be trying to mate with you because, apparently, that's kind of their thing. Kinky!
He just thinks you're pretty, Ariel!

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