Good God, Lemon!

Some of the sweetest words a dude can tell you are: "I kind of have a crush on Tina Fey."
Because Tina Fey is doable. It's like, Tina Fey?...Hell yeah, I can do that! I can be that! She's goofy and has a wardrobe that consists mostly of plaid. To be honest, I kind of have a crush on her, too.

So thank you,Tina Fey, for creating a dream
that is somewhat attainable.

Unlike Scarlett Johanson, that impossible cooter.
We all can't just grow giant lips and boobs overnight.