It's here!

THE OPENING CEREMONY, TONIGHT!!!

Good luck topping Beijing, London. It'll be hard to compete with their totalitarian control and performance. Although I don't quite approve of such domination, it was awesome and brainwashed us all. I still remember the song they sang: "Beijing, Beijing, oh-ha Beijing."

Really, all London has to do is have Prince Harry strut around without a shirt. "I remember the 2012 olympics. It was so good looking."



Remember when the world went crazy and thought it would be a good idea to let Hitler host the olympics? Good one, world.


I hope we get lots of golds!
USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!