Every day, several people are bitten by rock squirrels at Grand Canyon National Park. That's a fact. Keep your nuts to yourself, because those chubby cheeks are full of the plague. The poster does not make clear whether it's safe to bite the squirrels...
but thus far, I haven't noticed any weird side effects.
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And then one minute after I post this, the news shows a little girl that tested positive for the BUBONIC PLAGUE. Which, her mom thinks, she contracted from the fleas of the dead squirrel she found when they were camping in Southern CO. Prove it, lady.
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