Shame on you

I'd like whoever called the fuzz on Todd Helton to raise their right hand. Now, whip-it quickly across your face!

Poor Todd just needed a lotto ticket. And if he's made it to the world series mostly wasted, then like hell he's not going to make it to the local Qwik-e-mart.

I know a lot of childhood-hero images were crushed with this picture, but most shocking to me: that's what was under the chinchilla goatee all these years? yeesh.