master beats rock

"We got in a fight about where to put the milk. He said door and I said the shelf. Then I was pissed for a while! Then I compromised and put it on the door, second shelf. It was all very stupid."
"Well I learned in my food science class that stuff on the fridge door doesn't keep as cold, so if you want to bring up the fight again you can use that fact."

[10 minutes later]
"Did you see where the milk is? But know this - Bab says stuff on the door doesn't stay as cold so it doesn't stay as fresh. It's true science. She took a class! AND she has a master's degree."

I know where i'll be going for marriage advice come August.