doggy paddle

You know why Boulder is flooding so don't be so shocked - all the hobos that sleep in the gutters, blocking the sewer grates - it was practically foreboded in the Bible.

the majority of those guttersleepers are just history-major dropouts whose dad finally caught on that they never bought text books with all those checks and won't send them more money for weed so they're growing a beard and will refuse to cut it even for the family Christmas photo. 

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