Did you hear I got a bb gun for my birthday?! Her name is Mother

Here's how to have the maximum good time with your bffl:

First make sure you know that "Fire at the ready" means that the safety is OFF, take aim

 Try to get the ninjas and/or pirates before the wind does, careful to not hit the Pooper Scooper!

 Turn your safety ON and take pictures without goggles because you look dorkier than you thought.

see what I mean?