Friday thank you

I'd like to take this minute to publicly thank my bffl BAB for not being into any of those mini-vendor parties women guilt other women into attending.  Thank you for not making me feel obligated to sit in your living room with ladies where i have to pretend to like the hooker-effect of Mary Kay makeup or the 'I would have totally dug this when I was 5' jamberry nails or makes my nose tingle and temples throb scensy candles or this is not original in anyway I've seen my grandma wear it grandma jewelry!

The only party B likes to throw is bust open a box of wine and watch Superbad on repeat. RSVP for one, please!