2.09.2015

blondie

Most days I wish I could go back to being a blonde, mostly because of how much my parents hated it. But then I remember how my scalp was being slightly chemically burned, and I'm no scientist, but I think you can only chop the tail off a lizard so many times before it stops regenerating, know what I'm sayin? I don't want to be an old lady brushing her tail-less lizard.

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