Don't let the legs fool you, that strong man is ME! JAN! After being deemed "unteachable" I got up on that damned water! I'd like to thank TJ & Jim for smiling a lot, giving ample high-5s, and telling me I was doing good even when I was just floating around. I got up second try, then Peter'd it by immediately panicking & biffing it.
I was a little afraid after I swallowed some of Sloan's lake without having dranken the required amount of coors light (to kill the bacteria) but so far the only thing that has happened is a giant chin zit. I'll take it!