[Nighttime, lying in bed awake, thinking]
Amy Phoeler wrote in her book that people always want to ask you about your most embarrassing moment & that ladies of the world don't have to answer that stupid question anymore. Oh man, I bet I'd be too chicken not to just answer it in an interview. Ugggh, which incident would I even choose? There are so many, going back so many years... I feel sweaty.
[Whispers to almost-snoring TJ]
What are you thinking about?
Putting chains on the truck tires.
And THAT is why dudes
have no trouble whatsoever
falling asleep in under 5 minutes.