2.05.2016

TGIWTF

What's  that you say?
You don't like grapefruit?
Well, let me change your
mind with these simple steps:
1. Buy a grapefruit, 
or be given one by a friend.
Peel fruit skin like an orange.
2. Unlike an orange, 
peel fruit a second time.
Dual peelage is most 
imperative.
3. Fruit should now
be a brilliant shiney
reddish pink wobbly.
4. Peel off the 
juicepods in hunks.

5. Pretend you are a mermaid
eating raw fish.
(Just like when you were 
a little girl.)

Aaaand, now you love 
grapefruit.

Happy Friday.




1 comment:

Noel Nemcik said...

HHAHAH! I literally just taught Kyle this. It's the only way to eat a raw fish in my book.