"Pff, we could do THAT!" - a proclamation made by none other than Jan & Bab, was met with, "I will personally fund you for 4 years if you train and make it to the next Olympics as a synchronized swimming duo." - uh, thanks, Teej.
After 10 seconds of offended silence, we accepted the offer!!
We figure the first year of training will be figuring out how to do hair and makeup. Our routine will mostly be us pulling eachother around the pool, Bab gagging on water in her nose, Jan having an unsightly wedgie, lots of fart bubbles.
We have a lot to get done in 4 years!!! But, we can taste the gold medal. It tastes like blood.