don't act like I'M the idiot.

At a recent human gathering, I brought up the Morgan Freeman Olympic commercials and my affinity for them. I mentioned how that very day, I had seen the first new commercial and it had already made me cry, typical. Because those commercials have soul. And then those fartasses were like, "Wha? Morgan Freeman? Olympics? Where are the hotdogs?"

Some people.

ps. I just saw an NBC blip with KERRI WALSH AND MISTY MAY! They're back, baby. And their plan is to make history.