Mullet Lingo

After seeing quite the 'do on a man biking by my work, I thought about how I can never remember where the "party" and "business" ends are.  I think:  Party sounds like short hairs sticking up having a good time, but then you can swing your pony tail around at a party so maybe that's the back.

After inquiring on wikipedia, I now know the business is up front and the party is in back.  I'll likely remember this by knowing that they're in alphabetical order.

No one wore it quite like Uncle Jesse though.