now this is a story about all how my life got flipped-turned upside down

I look like this

because of this

I crashed into a cliff's side on my bicycle.

I laughed and then I cried

and then I told TJ not to tell anybody I cried,

while I was still crying.

I'd show you the bruise from where I landed 

full-throttle on my chest, but. Poor Lefty! 

She has suffered blunt-force trauma,

but she'll live another day. 

She thanks you for your concern.

After picking out some prickly thorns, 

we got back on the bike.